Thursday, March 22, 2007

burning questions

what do raw fooders eat in winter? why do vegetarians have so much food that imitates meat - doesn't it gross them to eat something that looks like meat even if it ain't? do vegans wear leather? how does anyone actually know that a plastic bag takes 1000 years to disappear? why is that stay-in-your cistern toilet cleaner nearly always blue? when everyone gets sick of chai latte, what will the next big thing be? and why are panini's so much more expensive than a sandwich? why is it ok for a father to go out drinking with his mates after work but not a mother? why does the bank allow you to go overdrawn to pay their fees but not to buy milk and bread?