Christmas 2019 – the Annual Trodden Poem
On the First Day of Christmas, my
good life gave to me
A
proudly earned a Bachelor’s Degree
On the Second Day of Christmas my
good life gave to me
Two
gorgeous children and
A
proudly earned Bachelor’s degree
On the Third Day of Christmas, my
good life gave to me
Three
sold-out shows, two gorgeous children and
A
proudly earned a Bachelor’s degree
On the Fourth Day of Christmas my
good life gave to me
Four
quotes in the paper, Three sold-out shows
Two
gorgeous children and
A
proudly earned Bachelor’s degree
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my
good life gave to me
Five
pets at home,
Four
quotes in the paper, Three sold-out shows,
Two
gorgeous children and
A
proudly earned Bachelors Degree
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my
good life gave to me
Six
dancing classes, Five pets at home,
Four
quotes in the paper, Three sold-out shows,
Two
gorgeous children and
A
proudly earned Bachelor’s Degree
On the Seventh Day of Christmas,
my good life gave to me
Seven
days of driving, Six dancing classes,
Five
pets at home,
Four
quotes in the paper, three sold-out shows,
Two gorgeous children and
A
proudly earned Bachelor’s Degree
On the Eighth Day of Christmas my
good life gave to me
Eight
awesome staff, Seven days of driving,
Six
dancing classes,
Five
pets at home,
Four
quotes in the paper, Three sold-out shows
Two
gorgeous children and
A
proudly earned Bachelor’s Degree
On the Ninth Day of Christmas my
good life gave to me
Nine
driving lessons, Eight awesome staff,
Seven
days of driving, Six dancing classes,
Five
pets at home,
Four
quotes in the paper
Three
sold-out shows, Two gorgeous children and
A
proudly earned Bachelor’s Degree
On the Tenth Day of Christmas my
good life gave to me
Ten
grand of new boobs, Nine driving lessons,
Eight
awesome staff, Seven days of driving,
Six
dancing classes,
Five
pets at home,
Four
quotes in the paper,
Three
sold-out shows, Two gorgeous children and
A
proudly earned Bachelor’s Degree
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas,
my good life gave to me
Eleven
massive concerts, Ten grand of new boobs
Nine
driving lessons, Eight awesome staff,
Seven
days of driving, Six dancing
classes,
Five
pets at home,
Four
quotes in the paper, Three sold-out shows,
Two
gorgeous children and
A
proudly earned Bachelor’s Degree
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
my good life gave to me
Twelve
awesome ladies,
Eleven
massive concerts, Ten grand of new boobs
Nine
driving lessons, Eight awesome staff,
Seven
days of driving, Six dancing classes,
Five
pets at home,
Four
quotes in the paper
Three
sold-out shows, Two gorgeous children and
A proudly earned Bachelor’s Degree
